Lurking on another forum, I found a topic about horrible published novels and someone linked to Atlanta Nights. Enjoy!
Spoiler:
A caution to any who read more than ten pages.... this story really sucks.
"I love it when Masaaki Endoh shouts things. Attack names in particular, but he could shout just about anything and I'd be happy. When my mother passes, I want Endoh to deliver the news, so instead of getting sad I get really pumped about it."
Oh yeah! I met some of the people who wrote that at Albacon two years ago. I bet they'll be back for it this weekend, too. The collaborating authors managed to get the thing accepted for publishing even though it's full of errors and bad writing (on purpose!) I think they were making fun of the publisher because the publisher claimed sci-fi writers couldn't write good "realistic" books.
"Unfortunately for you, we ARE that stupid!" - The Dai-Gurren Dan