Ebonics
Lord's Prayer
No doubt some Bible societies will feel compelled
to publish a new translation of the Holy Scriptures
in the newly discovered language of Ebonics. Here's
a head start for them:
Ebonics: Big Daddy's Rap
English: The Lord's Prayer
Ebonics: Yo, Big Daddy upstairs,
English: Our father, who art in heaven
Ebonics: You be chillin'
English: Hallowed be thy name
Ebonics: So be yo hood
English: Thy Kingdom come
Ebonics: You be sayin' it, I be doin' it
English: Thy will be done
Ebonics: In this here hood and yo's
English: On earth as it is in heaven
Ebonics: Gimme some eats
English: Give us this day our daily bread
Ebonics: And cut me some slack, Blood
English: And forgive us our trespasses
Ebonics: So's I be doin' it to dem dat diss me
English: As we forgive those who trespasses against us
Ebonics: Don't be pushing me into no jive
English: And lead us not into temptation
Ebonics: And keep dem Crips away
English: But deliver us from evil
Ebonics: 'Cause you always be da Man
English: For thine is the Kingdom, the power and the glory
Ebonics: Aaa-men
English: Amen
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