Here it is folks, for those of you who've been turned away time and again by women who "just want to be friends," try Joelogon's Foolproof Guide to Making Any Woman Your Platonic Friend. Share your own awful "platonic friend" story with other broken-hearted males.
	The Lord's Prayer in Ebonics (a.k.a. Big Daddy's Rap).
	Rated R for disturbing humour, but too quirky not to share. Jen Hsu's Suicide Man Flipbooks.
	Existentialist domestic altercation on a trashy talk show? You saw it here first! A transcript of The Lowest-Rated Jerry Springer Show Ever, ripped from the Skeptics Society mailing list.
	Some cool quotes and also some gripes.
	The weather at Cornell University probably sucks right now!
Return to: Creative Procrastination